Number of posts : 6 Age : 26 Location : saan k man mag punta.. Job/hobbies : SURFING Humor : WHATS UPPP... Registration date : 2007-12-07
Subject: nabasa ko lng po to sa comelec.... Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:59 pm
[b] due to mounting public criticism last election, the comelec secretly held a special qualificatory exam for shobiz candidate to see if they were intlligent to run for public office. each candidate got a piece of paper from an empy ballot box which contained different kind of questions. the following is the actual declassified transcript: Commissioner: what is the difference between lightning and electricity? bong : lightning is free but electricity is not
C: how many sides does a circle have? rey: inside and outside
C: what is a planet? lou: a planet is a body of earth surrounded by sky
C: uranus? George: do we have to desribe that?
C: how can u tell when u're brething and not breathing? edu: when u breath, u inspire, when u dont breah, u expire
C: what does the word germinate mean? nora: that's when you become a german citizen
C: what is he difference between H2O and CO2 dingdong: easy lang, H2O means hot water and CO2 means cold water
C: what does momentum mean? vilma: that's when u give a person when they're going away.
C: where can u find finland anjo: inside an original nokia cellphone
C: what is the capital of the United States? herbert: there are two, capital letter U & S
C: what is iraq? mikey: a kind of stone sir
C: where u can find guatamela? Lito: in the botany book, it's another kind of gumamela
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