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PostSubject: nabasa ko lng po to sa comelec....   nabasa ko lng po to sa comelec.... Icon_minitimeFri Dec 07, 2007 11:59 pm

[b] Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed bounce bounce due to mounting public criticism last election, the comelec secretly held a special qualificatory exam for shobiz candidate to see if they were intlligent to run for public office. each candidate got a piece of paper from an empy ballot box which contained different kind of questions. the following is the actual declassified transcript:
Commissioner: what is the difference between lightning and electricity?
bong : lightning is free but electricity is not

C: how many sides does a circle have?
rey: inside and outside

C: what is a planet?
lou: a planet is a body of earth surrounded by sky

C: uranus?
George: do we have to desribe that?

C: how can u tell when u're brething and not breathing?
edu: when u breath, u inspire, when u dont breah, u expire

C: what does the word germinate mean?
nora: that's when you become a german citizen

C: what is he difference between H2O and CO2
dingdong: easy lang, H2O means hot water and CO2 means cold water

C: what does momentum mean?
vilma: that's when u give a person when they're going away.

C: where can u find finland
anjo: inside an original nokia cellphone

C: what is the capital of the United States?
herbert: there are two, capital letter U & S

C: what is iraq?
mikey: a kind of stone sir

C: where u can find guatamela?
Lito: in the botany book, it's another kind of gumamela

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